So, I joined a forum a while back from the most famous anti-Twilight group on the internets and now I realize this place blows more than a $50 hooker at a bachelor party. Everyone has ridiculously large bookmarks with some anime character bashing Twilight or making smug comparisons of the book to other things. Personally, I wouldn’t care but when your bookmark takes up more than 15% of the page there’s a problem. I still don’t like Twilight but now it takes a lot of energy to hate it. You need to do research and read the book to find more points to bitch about and by this point the active haters have become as annoying as the obsessed fans.

Most of the writers are rewriting Twilight with their OC in place of Bella or making a big deal about insulting Twilight in their stories. My biggest gripe comes from their own characters. About 85% of these people’s original characters (don’t steal) are under 18 and nearly all of them are bisexual. I remember someone even had an outright rip-off of Revi from Black Lagoon but they made her a 16 year old half-black half Chinese bisexual assassin. I started to get the feeling most of these people were a little jealous they didn’t get their Mary Sues published or that people compared them to Twilight.

Bah, I drop in from time to time to make sure my own characters aren’t full of FAILAIDS but other than that, I’ve completely grown sick of the place. Everyone there is just a bunch of butthurt Gaiafags. I’m sick of Twilight and I’m sick of hating it. I’ll just go back to finding things easier to hate like the Jonas Brothers. I’ll never forgive them for fucking up that Stevie Wonder song, like they even know. Anyway, that’s enough of this bitchery.